G.B. Shaw QUOTES

Thus spake G.B Shaw
1. I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.
2. We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.
3. [Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.
4. The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car.
5. All great truths begin as blasphemies.
6. You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
7. I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.
8. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. All progress, therefore, depends upon the unreasonable man.
9. The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
10. The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel